(warning: profanity (the "S" word) contained)
We have a rule in the house that I, with my potty mouth, often break... Profanity can only be used if it is a legitimate use of the word, otherwise, the speaker is met with the word "Violation!" So, for Peter and Sarah, who often NOV me (NOV=notice of violation) for my mouth, here's a non-NOVable story.
Yesterday was a shitty day. Really.
The kids didnt feel well and ended up napping right after their not-really-hungry breakfast. When they woke up, we played for a little while until their dipes needed changing. So, into Maya's room we went. Maya's diaper was first. Sure enough, she was dirty. Changed her and voila! Done. Onto the mister. I get Bobby on the changing table and have his PJ bottoms off and one half of his dipe open when Maya screams. I turn around and she is standing in the gate to her room: half in the hall, half in her room, with her little foot caught under the bottom. So, I quickly put Bobby on the floor, get her out of the pickle she's gotten herself into, and then turn around.
And then the world goes in slow motion, just like a bad movie.
I dont know if I a) forgot to close B's diaper or b) he opened the diaper himself. Both are possible. But suffice it to say, one side is open... Hanging down his leg... And the diaper? It's shitty alright. And full of it.
As the slow motion running towards him begins and my voice says "NNNNNNOOOOO!!!!", I think I've got him when I grab him before he starts running... But, God has an interesting sense of humor and, before I can get him out of the diaper (and stop his dirty butt from getting all over my WHITE shirt), the diaper turns over.
That's right. Now, the floor is shitty too.
Thank goodness the consistency of what fell was such that nothing stained the carpet. But still. Poop. On the carpet. Need I say just how disgusting and gross that is???
I scoop up the offending diaper and the baby in question and get stuff squared away, then it's off to get them out of Maya's room, so that I can put carpet cleaner on the floor. It all worked out... I cleaned the carpet and even ended up getting both kids' beds changed (which means I dont have to do it tomorrow!), but still...
When it rains, it pours... (Shit, it seems!)