Dear Earache, or rather, antibiotic given for the earache. Thanks for not just being nasty enough to Maya had major freakouts the first 4 days (of 10) that we had to give you... Yesterday was the only okay day, and that is only because the day was so gorgeous that it could be used as bribery as in "Once you are finished with the antibiotic, we can go out and play". But what I really want to say thanks for is the loose stool... You know that Maya just learned to go potty, right? And she's so super happy and proud of herself? Yeah? Know what isnt awesome? The fact that she is learning 'poop' signs and, thanks to the looser-than-normal-crap that is a side effect of your healing powers, she's getting to the potty as said poo is running down her leg. Ever been a fashion conscious, two-and-a-half-going-on-twenty-five year old girl? No? Well, let me tell you... it's not cool. And she cries. You're making my sweet little girl cry. And that pisses me off.
So, seriously. I know that we're on day 6 of 10 and I cant just kick you to the curb, but can you please pass on the side effects? Please???